http://cgi.ebay.com/Rocket-Scientist-seeks-job-Space-UAV-Golf-Has-BS_W0QQitemZ5657034679QQcategoryZ102333QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

good luck, kid.

1/17/2006 10:09:08 AM

that ain't happening

if anyone bids on that, the kid doesn't have to do any sort of work, he just gets the money

1/17/2006 10:34:50 AM

yeah, he's screwed

1/17/2006 10:36:10 AM

he's proficient in mspaint

props to him

1/17/2006 10:41:36 AM

people dont get jobs as a rocket scientist without experience

they just dont understand the incredible value of a co-op program in their field of study.

1/17/2006 10:41:46 AM

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"I graduated in June 2005 from the University of California, San Diego with a GPA of 3.021."

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"B.S. Aerospace Engineering Sep 2002 - June 2005 UC San Diego La Jolla , CA -Graduated with a 3.211 GPA. "

cant keep his shit straight

[Edited on January 17, 2006 at 10:43 AM. Reason : .]

1/17/2006 10:42:07 AM

I have that same sig. on my diploma.

1/17/2006 10:48:02 AM

haha i love how he has NO work experience relevant to his field:

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"Work Experience Bartender/Cashier May 2002 - current Olive Garden Restaurant Carmel Mountain, CA -Customer service to include building guest repertoire -Promoted to Certified Trainer -Assisting management with their daily tasks Assistant Manager Sep 2000 - May 2002 Ocean Gear Surfboards Manhattan Beach, CA -Placed shipment orders to maintain stores stock -Administered interviewing and hiring process -Consistently exceeded monthly sales quotas -Implemented computerized monetary bookkeeping Brand Representative Mar 2000 - Jan 2001 Abercrombie & Fitch Redondo Beach, CA -Shift leader and cashier on the sales floor -Promoted to Manager In Training "

1/17/2006 10:52:55 AM

what a genius idea

1/17/2006 10:59:14 AM

i don't understand the correlation between customer service/running a cash register and building rockets

1/17/2006 11:02:40 AM

cant argue with 11000+ views

i doubt it gets him a job, but points for trying anyway

1/17/2006 11:07:56 AM

so they can build a walmart on the moon

1/17/2006 11:08:24 AM

what a douche

1/17/2006 11:18:50 AM

THIS GUYS A GENIUS.

1/17/2006 11:21:50 AM

if the majority of people in a given major do not do co-ops, do the majority not get jobs after graduation?

( the fact he's in grad school helps, imo)

1/17/2006 11:23:31 AM

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"Skills & Qualifications -Proven effective leader in supervisory roles -Proficient in SolidWorks, ProE, LabView, MatLab, C++, NasTran, Inventor, AutoCAD, LaserCam, MS Excel, MS Powerpoint, MS Paint, MS Word"

lol

1/17/2006 11:46:49 AM

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"if the majority of people in a given major do not do co-ops, do the majority not get jobs after graduation?"

havin any relevant work experience for ur major will help immensely when goin for a job after u graduate. some companies value experience more than grades/GPA. so for example, if someone with a decent GPA with good relevant work experience goes for the same job as someone with only a slightly better GPA, the person with work experience will get the job more often than not.

1/17/2006 12:52:11 PM

lol he didn't even dress up for his picture.

1/17/2006 1:30:23 PM

it's probably his facebook picture

1/17/2006 1:41:58 PM

at least he has some positive feedback, that helps too

1/17/2006 2:16:21 PM

looks like he got pulled down.... so much for that.

1/17/2006 2:40:53 PM

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"so they can build a walmart on the moon"

he shoots he scores

1/17/2006 2:49:59 PM