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Flyin Ryan
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http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=2263943

Disputed or not, thank God Ruiz no longer has the title. Watching him fight puts you to sleep faster than Nyquil.

12/18/2005 1:53:46 PM

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I'll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa.

12/18/2005 1:57:35 PM

marko
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I'm not hungry.

*stares*

12/18/2005 2:08:38 PM

dweedle
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"I don't have much of an appetite thank you."

m4r|<0 get it right

12/18/2005 2:09:25 PM

BigHitSunday
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I want to see him fight Ivan Drago


I defeat REAL champion! If he dies...he dies

12/18/2005 2:10:05 PM

marko
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my first inclination was "i don't have an appetite"

but it still wouldn't have been right

12/18/2005 2:11:15 PM

dweedle
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dont feel bad, it might have just been thanks and not thank you

12/18/2005 2:12:09 PM

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""Boxing is the only sport where you can get robbed without a gun," Ruiz said. "My promoter Don King should do his job and get a rematch.""


and he should fix the fight this time

12/18/2005 2:13:52 PM

Flyin Ryan
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12/18/2005 2:14:05 PM

dweedle
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oh my..oh my GOD, does your face have a pelvis??

and

its not a tuma

12/18/2005 2:14:50 PM

Flyin Ryan
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[Edited on December 18, 2005 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2005 2:19:00 PM

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12/18/2005 2:20:02 PM

BigHitSunday
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Quote :
"YOU WILL LOSE"

12/18/2005 2:20:23 PM

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12/18/2005 2:22:30 PM

Sleik
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this guy should never lose another fight

12/19/2005 12:12:04 AM

drunknloaded
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jesus i bet this guys reach is incredible

12/19/2005 12:24:41 AM

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fucking freak

12/19/2005 12:27:52 AM

ChadLee989
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Fighting him looks like mike tyson punch out guy. That guy would have to jump to hit him

12/19/2005 12:34:12 AM

msb2ncsu
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Can we say experimental growth hormone project? You couldn't make up a better movie-esque russian boxer.

12/19/2005 12:41:42 AM

StingrayRush
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i think the best part is ruiz's manager got popped by the russian's manager

12/19/2005 12:43:42 AM

Restricted
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Did anyone see the highlists where the losing manager stole the belt?

12/19/2005 12:54:08 AM

Prawn Star
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""This is the best New Year's gift I could have," Valuev said. "I'm not thinking about being the first Russian champion, I'm thinking of improving, so I can keep the title two or three fights."

"


He sets his goals high. Sounds like he is just as surprised as everybody else.

12/19/2005 12:54:09 AM

redirish
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Did anyone get to see this fight? I'd want to see it before I believe it was that disputed because every Ruiz fight is ugly and they argue every time they lose. Then again, this is the guy who still called himself a champion after picking up the same title 3 times after someone else was stripped (Lewis, Jones, and Toney).

12/19/2005 9:55:17 AM

erudite
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he has steel plates in his face

12/19/2005 10:14:18 AM

abonorio
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"Can we say experimental growth hormone project? You couldn't make up a better movie-esque russian boxer."


It is the Russians... maybe he was "Russiiiiaaaaaaan-Ukranian" and grew up at Chernobyl.

Or the commies are back and want world dominance in everything... starting with boxing.

Next round: Huge ass deformed Russian Guy vs. Oscar de la Hoya.

12/19/2005 11:12:29 AM

The Coz
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"Anything he hits, he destroys!"

12/19/2005 1:12:51 PM

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^^Or maybe this guy is just the next Andre the Giant. Untouchable unless he is nearly dying. This guy looks like what Andre would have been if he was found by a boxing promoter instead of a wrestling promoter.

12/19/2005 1:45:56 PM

Flyin Ryan
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I thought about that too, thinking he may have "Andre the Giant" disease. I don't know what it's called except the person never stops growing, to the point where the body is too big and the heart cannot support it anymore.

If that is the case, I think Vince McMahon would try to sign this guy once he retires from boxing.

12/19/2005 4:34:30 PM

sarijoul
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^gigantism

and it's treatable now with hormone therapy or something, iirc.

12/19/2005 5:26:10 PM

timswar
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yeah, but i think it has to be treated starting at a young age or the treatment won't have as much of an effect...

i mean, he's already 7 feet tall, which pretty much guarentees a shortened life span...

12/19/2005 5:28:50 PM

Flyin Ryan
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acromegaly

Other than Andre the Giant, sufferers were the guy that played Jaws in 007 movies and the Big Show from current WWE, who was able to have surgery to partially fix the condition.

12/19/2005 5:34:36 PM

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12/19/2005 6:00:32 PM

Sleik
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all these nintendo gif's popping up are hilarious


santana moss, now bald bull


he looks like he has a lefty's stance though - would be much better with soda popinski

12/19/2005 6:40:02 PM

V0LC0M
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hahaha Bald Bull

12/20/2005 9:30:52 AM

msb2ncsu
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Coincidence?

http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=2434192005

12/20/2005 11:08:53 AM

Brian5NCSU
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^Jesus Mike, how do you find aritcles like that??

12/20/2005 5:27:00 PM

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