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Wolfpack2K
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...that Wolfpack2K, the arch-conservative ultra religous right, is about to become majority owner of a bar in downtown Athens, GA? Could be happening very soon!

(And I'm not buying it for the purpose of turning it into a church either, haha)

12/16/2005 4:03:43 AM

SouthPaW12
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gotta make dem ends

good luck!

12/16/2005 4:05:36 AM

Sleik
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omf conflict of interest

12/16/2005 4:05:39 AM

Supplanter
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http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

[Edited on December 16, 2005 at 4:29 AM. Reason : oh & congrats btw]

12/16/2005 4:17:19 AM

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free beer?

12/16/2005 5:17:51 AM

Maverick
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This actually isn't a surprise after knowing the full extent of Chuck's liquor collection

12/16/2005 7:26:42 AM

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well those religious nutjobs drink and have illegal sex the most, even though they denounce everybody for the same things.

NOT SURPRISING.

12/16/2005 12:12:09 PM

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wheres the only place southern baptists dont say hi to each other?

THE LIQUOR STORE!!!111

12/16/2005 12:28:45 PM

BobbyDigital
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illegal sex?

Also, there's nothing in christian doctrine that says that drinking is sinful. Especially considering that Jesus himself made the first documented beer run. That's just the evangelicals, mormons, cults, and other groups who use religion to control their congregations.

You know, that one where he was at the wedding party, and they ran out of wine. Then he turns the water into wine. The modern equivalent would be when the keg runs dry, and J-dogg performs a miracle, and the keg stays full.

12/16/2005 12:29:35 PM

UJustWait84
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why is it hard to believe that an ultra conservative would jump at the opportunity to profit off of people's debauchery?

12/16/2005 12:33:54 PM

0EPII1
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"illegal sex?"


premarital sex
extramarital sex
child sex
homosexual sex
animal sex

etc

12/16/2005 12:37:25 PM

spookyjon
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"Be not drunk with wine, in which is excess, but be filled with the Spirit."

- The Apostle Paul

12/16/2005 12:40:29 PM

UJustWait84
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oh that part

the bible wasn't meant to be taken literally unless we agree with it

12/16/2005 12:42:32 PM

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"Also, there's nothing in christian doctrine that says that drinking is sinful"


But I am sure being drunk and excessive drinking IS sinful.

What do you think happens in a bar?

Saying that you just own the bar and not telling people to get drunk, won't cut it.

You know human nature is weak.

In a bar, people WILL get drunk, and other sinful things WILL happen.

When you own a bar, you are part of it.

12/16/2005 12:43:28 PM

UJustWait84
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and when you profit off of it, it makes you what?



















a hypocrite

[Edited on December 16, 2005 at 12:45 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/16/2005 12:44:32 PM

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i have a great aunt who is a nun, and they keep plenty of beer in the fridge at the convent.

so this isnt surprising.

12/16/2005 12:57:36 PM

LadyWolff
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Wolfpack2k, I applaud you.

For being a hypocrite like 95% of the rest of your faith and your political alignment.
Congradulations, for once again proving the pagan left correct in their so called "heresy" and "fanatacism".

Keep on doin what you're doin, and maybe one day you're fucked up religion will be seen for what it is and die out.

But that's just the optimist in me speaking.

12/16/2005 12:58:50 PM

tracer
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congratulations

12/16/2005 1:08:52 PM

spookyjon
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your

12/16/2005 1:11:03 PM

Wolfpack2K
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"You know, that one where he was at the wedding party, and they ran out of wine. Then he turns the water into wine. The modern equivalent would be when the keg runs dry, and J-dogg performs a miracle, and the keg stays full.
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AND, this was done at the insistence of His mother, no less!

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"This actually isn't a surprise after knowing the full extent of Chuck's liquor collection
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Haha right... I will be able to keep the bar stocked for at least a year just with my own stuff alone!

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"i have a great aunt who is a nun, and they keep plenty of beer in the fridge at the convent.

so this isnt surprising."


HEHE! Actually, in the 1963 Roman Ritual (the book that priests use for their rites and things - has the rite of exorcism included), there is a rite for the blessing of beer.

THAT would be awesome - charge an extra dollar for blessed beer.
"Hey bartender! Can I get a pitcher of Coors?"
"Sure! Blessed or unblessed?"

[Edited on December 16, 2005 at 1:20 PM. Reason : blessed, or unblessed]

12/16/2005 1:19:49 PM

UJustWait84
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i hope you keep tabs on all the pregnant women that are drinking in your bar

wouldnt want any of them to spontaneously abort or anything

12/16/2005 1:22:55 PM

Wolfpack2K
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Wouldn't allow them in - liability reasons.

12/16/2005 1:33:39 PM

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"well those religious nutjobs drink and have illegal sex the most, even though they denounce everybody for the same things.

NOT SURPRISING."

The most? Of course you have some reason for assuming that devout Christians are the most rampant drinkers and fuckers on the panet, right?

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"Wolfpack2k, I applaud you.

For being a hypocrite like 95% of the rest of your faith and your political alignment.
Congradulations, for once again proving the pagan left correct in their so called "heresy" and "fanatacism".

Keep on doin what you're doin, and maybe one day you're fucked up religion will be seen for what it is and die out.

But that's just the optimist in me speaking."

95%, eh? I guess that means I am free to say things like, 98% of all liberals take a dick in the ass at least 3 times a week, or how about 72% of all people who voted for Kerry are addicted to drugs, or maybe that 88% of all women have 50% the mental capacity and ability as the average man, perhaps even that 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot... yeah.

Besides, I'd rather have someone who wants to live a wholesome life but struggles to achieve it versus someone who has no interest doing so whatsoever.


By the way, most of the time I go to a bar I do not get drunk. Its amazing, but not everyone drinks to excess. Best of luck in your venture.

12/16/2005 1:36:42 PM

BobbyDigital
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Yes, LadyWolff is functionally stupid.

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"But I am sure being drunk and excessive drinking IS sinful."


Show me something that says being drunk is sinful. Also, please provide doctrine that clearly lays out that "excessive" drinking is sinful, as well as the documented thresholds of what constitutes excessive drinking.

12/16/2005 1:53:44 PM

Lokken
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damn LadyWolff maybe you should tell the optimist in you to shut the fuck up and let the skinny girl come out and play some.

12/16/2005 2:04:48 PM

rogueleader
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"why is it hard to believe that an ultra conservative would jump at the opportunity to profit off of people's debauchery?"


not surprising, the pope did this for centuries by selling indulgences to pay the bills.

[Edited on December 16, 2005 at 3:31 PM. Reason : ,,,]

12/16/2005 3:31:24 PM

Wolfpack2K
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Free indulgence with a tab of $10 or more!

WHOA... it just came to me! "INDULGENCE"!!! What a great name for the place!

[Edited on December 16, 2005 at 3:37 PM. Reason : Indulgence Bar]

12/16/2005 3:36:39 PM

Wolfpack2K
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"why is it hard to believe that an ultra conservative would jump at the opportunity to profit off of people's debauchery?"
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"Debauchery" would also be a good name for a bar!

12/16/2005 6:09:51 PM

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" 98% of all liberals take a dick in the ass at least 3 times a week"


Other 2% signing in,

Supplanter already covered the gay bar joke.

I would like to own a bar though.

Congrats.

12/16/2005 6:37:02 PM

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Well, there's the Bible verse I quoted above.

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"Wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler,
and whoever is led astray by it is not wise."

Prov. 20:1

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"Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in chambering and wantonness, not in strife and envying. But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make not provision for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof."

Romans 13:13-14

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"But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat. For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person."

I Corinthians 5:11-13

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"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

I Corinthians 6:9-10

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"Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God."

Galatians 5:19-21

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" Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes? They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine. Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his color in the cup, when it moveth itself aright. At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast. They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again."

Proverbs 23:29-35

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" Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them!"

Isaiah 5:11

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"Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way... It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak."

Romans 14:13, 21


But then Jesus said
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'We played the flute for you, but you did not dance, we sang a dirge but you did not mourn.'
For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they said, 'He is possessed by a demon.'
The Son of Man came eating and drinking and they said, 'Look, he is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.' But wisdom is vindicated by her works."

Matthew 11:16-19


SO WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.

But yeah, there is ample mention in the bible of the ills of overdrinking.

12/16/2005 6:54:45 PM

Chncllr_Fox
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haha...this the one from craigslist?

12/16/2005 6:58:38 PM

Wolfpack2K
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It was actually offered by a friend who works there - the owner is getting ready to sell.

12/16/2005 7:05:56 PM

Lowjack
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i'd believe it. religious people are huge hypocrites

12/16/2005 7:08:49 PM

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...they put a man on the moon.




































Cue the "OMF NOT AN EXACT MATCH" Lyric Police.

12/16/2005 7:15:43 PM

Wolfpack2K
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not an exact match.

12/16/2005 7:42:04 PM

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you know, my church meets once a month at Mitch's to drink beer and talk about God.

Which reminds me, there are many monks who brew beer, and there's a long tradition of monks making wine and spirits.

SO, I think God is ok with drinking, but...you're still accountable for what you do while drinking.

12/16/2005 7:44:35 PM

spookyjon
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There's also a long tradition of priests molesting children.

I'm just saying.

12/16/2005 7:47:16 PM

spaced guy
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Debauchery is not a good name...Indulgence would work though

12/16/2005 8:19:04 PM

Wolfpack2K
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Frangelico and Benedictine both were invented by monks.

12/16/2005 8:46:17 PM

spaced guy
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true...monks make some really expensive beer too

12/16/2005 8:58:11 PM

Nerdchick
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that's not suprising, the Catholics are all about some boozing it up

12/16/2005 10:38:31 PM

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Go get em dude

12/16/2005 10:40:38 PM

bgmims
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You should call it "De Bauchery" and make it ghetto.

BTW, I'm in Athens for the break, which bar you owning?

12/16/2005 10:49:25 PM

Wolfpack2K
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well we haven't formed the corporation yet... it'll take a little bit. But it is called Chasers, it's on East Washington street. Tomorrow (Saturday) is its last night open for right now.

12/16/2005 11:08:40 PM

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"...that Wolfpack2K, the arch-conservative ultra religous right, is about to become majority owner of a bar in downtown Athens, GA? Could be happening very soon!

(And I'm not buying it for the purpose of turning it into a church either, haha)

"


Who the fuck really cares? Thats what you really need to be thinking about.

12/16/2005 11:11:16 PM

Wolfpack2K
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"Indulgence would work though
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I like it - kind of gives the impression of being an upscale place.

12/16/2005 11:12:25 PM

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Which bar is it?

12/16/2005 11:17:25 PM

rogueleader
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I do like the name Indulgence for a bar

12/16/2005 11:19:18 PM

Wolfpack2K
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Chasers

12/16/2005 11:30:35 PM

ComputerGuy
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How about

"I spent all my money and all I got was this shitty bar"

12/17/2005 8:56:22 AM

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