try not to get too much fatter

11/27/2005 8:24:53 PM

he aint that fat anymore

plus hes the fucking man

11/27/2005 8:25:22 PM

uh, they showed him talking to the kicker during the game

he's fat

and i'm a fat guy, i know my kind when i see them

he looks bigger than he did at kentucky

11/27/2005 8:29:49 PM

Bruce Eugene

11/27/2005 8:30:32 PM

like i said

hes not that fat anymore

and by "that fat" i of course mean as fat as in that pic

and most def. not fatter than at kentucky

11/27/2005 8:31:13 PM

THE ROUND MOUND OF TOUCHDOWN

11/27/2005 8:31:19 PM

haha yes

he is indeed a big boy though

11/27/2005 8:32:39 PM

i remember i created him on espn 2k5 and rocked out with the giants for the hell of it.

11/27/2005 11:11:50 PM

hahah i remember asking whot he fuck was that


everyone thought he was like 3rd string punter

11/27/2005 11:25:21 PM

^exactly what i thought too...

11/27/2005 11:35:32 PM

Good ol' Battleship Lorenzen.


On another note, I saw Berton walking down the sideline at one point. Hopefully he can get in the game from time to time...

11/27/2005 11:36:50 PM

he got in for a bit when shockey went down with an injury

11/27/2005 11:49:55 PM

the hefty lefty

11/28/2005 12:33:52 AM

the team website lists him as 275

THATS MY BOY

11/28/2005 2:47:03 PM

According to SI he used to eat with like 1000 family members at Thanksgiving...all I can say is lord get out of the way of that buffet line once the turkey is set.

11/28/2005 3:14:27 PM

The Pillsbury Throwboy.

11/28/2005 3:15:39 PM

Quote :

"Bruce Eugene"

a good friend'o mine

11/28/2005 4:52:11 PM

he's was even bigger while in college, kicking ass for a garbage Kentucky team.

11/28/2005 4:57:04 PM

11/28/2005 5:18:42 PM

Anyone seen Byron Leftwich lately. I seem to remember when he was at Marshall he was about as big as his linemen....

11/28/2005 5:23:00 PM

That QB jacket must be playing tricks on your eyes

11/28/2005 5:39:03 PM

I didn't say he was fat, just big....

6' 5" and 245 is not a small quarterback....

11/28/2005 6:12:13 PM

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1947201-jared-lorenzen-is-still-playing-quarterback-despite-weighing-320-pounds

(some pretty funny videos)

2/4/2014 9:57:35 AM

BETTER THAN PEYTON!

2/4/2014 10:01:33 AM

I always loved watching him play. He and Janikowski were separated at birth

2/4/2014 10:01:46 AM

Those vines were great

Round mound of touchdown lolololol

2/4/2014 10:54:03 AM

^
gunzz, any scoop on the UNC scandal? Saw PP talk about some guy called Jack Evans?

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2/4/2014 10:58:27 AM

Holy shit.

2/4/2014 11:36:38 AM

Pillsbury throwboy

lmao

2/4/2014 12:00:55 PM

J-Load

Hahahahaha

2/4/2014 11:28:30 PM