sup salisburyboy

http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1

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"(PRWEB) - OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005 -- A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.” ADVERTISEMENT By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth. On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head." Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something." Hellyer revealed, "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop." Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide." Hellyer’s speech ended with a standing ovation. He said, "The time has come to lift the veil of secrecy, and let the truth emerge, so there can be a real and informed debate, about one of the most important problems facing our planet today." Three Non-governmental organizations took Hellyer’s words to heart, and approached Canada’s Parliament in Ottawa, Canada’s capital, to hold public hearings on a possible ET presence, and what Canada should do."

ARRRR THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!!!1

11/25/2005 12:50:39 PM

I skimmed this earlier.

My biggest concern is that we can't even make daily trips to the moon...HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THE ONCOMING OMF INTERGALACTIC WAR?!!!!!!!1

11/25/2005 1:00:50 PM

clearly the aliens hate our freedoms

11/25/2005 1:03:34 PM

bush needs to declare war on science fiction

11/25/2005 1:03:38 PM

we're already doing our best to declare war on science fact

11/25/2005 1:10:18 PM

we'll just threaten to blow ourselves up
& poison the earth w/ nuclear warfare

11/25/2005 1:11:39 PM

aha THAT'LL SHOW US THEM

11/25/2005 1:17:39 PM

thay are after our greatest natural resource, oil

[Edited on November 25, 2005 at 1:53 PM. Reason : - ]

11/25/2005 1:46:28 PM

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"bush needs to declare war on science fiction"

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"we're already doing our best to declare war on science fact"

ZING!

hahaha...bravo marko!

11/25/2005 2:45:56 PM

haha, i saw the title to this thread

and i was like "fucking salisburyboy"

then i saw who posted it

and i was like "haha, i bet he's making fun of salisburyboy"

so i clicked on it, and i was like "heh. called it."

11/25/2005 4:17:54 PM

Cue John Podesta

11/25/2005 4:23:56 PM

Or Dick "Well, if I had been briefed on it, I’m sure it was probably classified and I couldn’t talk about it" Cheney.

11/25/2005 5:11:52 PM

see, i hope that one day WE are the invading alien force, and we conquor some back assward planet.

11/25/2005 8:56:36 PM

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"hay are after our greatest natural resource, oil"

I thought our greatest natural resource was white womynz

11/25/2005 9:30:36 PM

that's what i'm sayin'

i'm trying to go drilling for white wimmins tonight, actually...just gotta convince her that her boyfriend won't mind.

11/25/2005 9:38:20 PM

The Truth is Out There, Eh?

11/25/2005 10:16:13 PM

I mean, jokes aside, it's not like Gerald Ford, Barry Goldwater, or a host of other heavy hitting politicians/decision-markers haven't said anything in the affirmative about the UFO phenomenon.

[Edited on November 25, 2005 at 10:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2005 10:25:23 PM

Tinfoil Motherfucker - do you use it? Canada - where socialism and paranoia join forces!

11/26/2005 9:55:05 AM

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""I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something.""

PPPPHHHHH baaaaahahahahahahahahaha

11/26/2005 10:38:48 AM

[Edited on November 26, 2005 at 10:58 AM. Reason : @#$%ing size restrictions...]

11/26/2005 10:56:50 AM

but you guys know

when the world gets attacked

canada is safe

YET
ANOTHER
REASON

11/26/2005 11:14:52 AM

Freak'n cheeseheads!

http://www.ufowisconsin.com/graphics/logo1.jpg

11/26/2005 11:42:21 AM

Meant to post pic not link.

11/26/2005 12:55:43 PM

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"thay are after our greatest natural resource, oil"

One would hope that a race capable of interplanetary travel would using something other than oil for fuel... like antimatter, or fusion at the least...

11/26/2005 5:53:51 PM

They use like 2,000,000 octane fuel.

11/26/2005 6:00:44 PM

Them aliens are probably after our maple syrup stocks... so Canada will be in trouble.

Btw, I love the idea of Bush starting an "intergalactic war." For those times when bashing Bush over Iraq just isn't enough...

11/26/2005 6:05:44 PM

Aliums hate our freedomz.

11/26/2005 6:10:20 PM

11/26/2005 6:11:29 PM

(hope that it's not a red x)

11/26/2005 6:18:56 PM

bttt

11/28/2005 11:20:28 AM

if the aliens look like john travolta with a shitty goatee and nappy dreadlocks........we are all FUCKED

11/28/2005 11:32:55 AM

Captain, there are Klingons near Uranus!

11/28/2005 12:13:50 PM