I would now like to present to you people, the reasons why cheese, specifically Parmesan cheese, should be President of the United States of America/Tyrant King of Iraq:

1. Look at it, it just sits there. Example--





Every good president just needs to sit there, look cool and act collected. This is necessary because you cannot listen to the real president without being quiet. It even cares for its health because it is drinking a glass of red wine at the top of the photo, something relaxing after a long day of crappy speeches.


2. It can be divided up and given to many people.

Too often our leaders are divided and stretched too thin. You see, our leaders are only human. They are not made to be divided or stretched too thin. But is cheese? Yes, it is. While it's running for a primary election in New Hampshire, another part of it can be in California pushing for welfare reform, quite literally. While it's in Stockhom discussing the G-8 and how to end worldwide poverty, it can be in Edenton, North Carolina discussing education policy. You go, cheese!



3. Everybody loves cheese, especially Parmesan.

Go to Iraq, and what are they eating there? Cheese! Go to Iran, and what are they eating there? Cheese! Go to North Korea and look real hard and what are they eating there? Cheese! Surely they will see that when cheese is in power, everybody has a tasty--and peaceful, time.


4. No one suspects the cheese.

Got a CIA-leak on your case? Got no WMDs? Got a major city destroyed and no understanding of how to respond? I can guarantee that you won't look at the cheese first! It's not that dumb!

[Edited on October 29, 2005 at 1:59 AM. Reason : oops]




[Edited on October 29, 2005 at 2:05 AM. Reason : oops 2]

10/29/2005 1:58:37 AM

cheese

10/29/2005 2:17:49 AM

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
... Charles De Gaulle

10/29/2005 6:07:41 AM

mmm... government cheese

10/29/2005 10:31:19 AM

if im not mistaken parmesan cheese is low fat too (compared to others) so it'll set a good example for our gluttonous youth/population.

10/29/2005 10:32:38 AM

I personally like the nomination for a box of tic-tacs as president.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=tictacs

10/29/2005 9:09:43 PM

^I agree

and for the poster, originality much?

[Edited on October 29, 2005 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ugh]

10/29/2005 11:56:28 PM

I thought they don't eat much dairy in azn cuisine

10/30/2005 12:28:10 PM