http://www.landoverbaptist.org/movies.html

i love this site. it's great for entertainment. if it's not satire then i have no idea what's up with people these days.

10/24/2005 8:07:39 PM

it's satire

10/24/2005 8:08:54 PM

welcome to [old]

i had to sorry hah

10/24/2005 8:09:01 PM

It is satire, but there is actually a real site out there dedicated to Christian movie and music reviews. It's pretty hilarious. Can't remember the URL, though.

10/24/2005 8:09:11 PM

no, i know it's old. i've been checking out this site since i was in high school. just haven't checked it out recently.

10/24/2005 8:10:00 PM

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"It is satire, but there is actually a real site out there dedicated to Christian movie and music reviews. It's pretty hilarious. Can't remember the URL, though."

http://www.capalert.com

10/24/2005 8:12:19 PM

Quote :

"Daredevil is unambiguously clear from the title and posters intended to mock every Christian with the fact that Satan is a flashier dresser than Jesus."

10/24/2005 10:33:41 PM

i remember growing up the christian family magazines had movie reviews
when i was old enough to enjoy them they were pretty funny

10/24/2005 11:36:18 PM

i remember my stepdad's sister got us a subscription to some christian magazine as a gift cause they're all religious and some of the stuff was just straight up retarded.

10/24/2005 11:40:50 PM

do not judge all baptist because of their opinion. however this site is very weird.

10/25/2005 2:01:15 AM

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" The Village A community of True Christians™ surrounded by a dense forest filled to the brim with bloodthirsty Wiccans. Sound familiar? It could be the Landover Baptist Church – or any Christian community throughout the land. "

[Edited on October 25, 2005 at 8:28 AM. Reason : *]

10/25/2005 8:27:17 AM

I looked through some of those CAP reviews. Because they are an "analysis" and not a movie review, they don't even acknowledge the message of the movie.

It's pretty sad when Alien vs Predator gets a higher (better) score than Saved! (fun review to read) and Pay It Forward.

My favorite was for The Day After Tomorrow. In their "Sexual Immorality" listings (what loses points) they had "homosexual song in background (Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me - Boy George)."

And they couldn't bring themselves to actually write out the full name for Meet the Fockers It's "Meet the Fo...s" even in the poster image!)

It's sad that THAT site is not satire too.

10/25/2005 10:35:03 AM