chicken: i want to mod my car. where do i start?
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optmusprimer: "chicken you are fag, dont try to be a shade tree mechanic like that fag scottyc"

baonest: "niggRZ mod karz, get typarghh. gg"

zxappeal: "i would mod only if the differential, rocker arm and O2 sensor behind my left nut shitted the bed, otherwise you will need to replace the rear side air bag and O-ring on the 5th cylinder on that fucker. i have done the motherfucker on my 1949 lawnmower 57 times.

BigBlueRam: "have you ever even tried modding something like this before?"

JBaz: "get something nice and pots pictures later ))))"

sparky: "dude, you are fucked if modding this is anything like the clutch on '95 m3"

Scottyc: "stfu optmusprimer, boneville post whore."

Ahmet: "i would personally get something RWD like late '80s 944 since metaphysical implications of fwd are not worth exploring. oh, take a look at the volvo im selling, it may suit you perfectly [url.]http:classifieds/garage[/url.]"

beethead: "just get a 20 year old vw and you will learn everything there is about modding"

slut: "idiots all of you, just chip it"

theDuke866: "start off something easy like CAI and exhaust, but you should really get something else like FI miata, rwd a must"



....im getting tired, add accordingly if you wish. no hard feelings

9/27/2005 9:58:37 PM

mmm now i want chicken

9/27/2005 10:02:13 PM

esgargs: "You fags aren't even true ricers...take a hike to India, bozos."

[Edited on September 27, 2005 at 10:13 PM. Reason : .]

9/27/2005 10:13:35 PM

haha good shit

9/27/2005 10:19:36 PM

heh

9/27/2005 10:20:58 PM

wow

9/27/2005 11:00:37 PM

the ahmet one made me lol

metaphysical implications haha

9/27/2005 11:17:59 PM

chit chat poster:

9/28/2005 12:27:40 AM

i never said anything about modding.

i said buy a 20+ yr. old VW and you will learn a lot about working on a car. most of it is maint. stuff and fixing what breaks.

9/28/2005 1:28:23 AM

H8R: "you got some junk"

9/28/2005 1:55:41 AM

you forgot

tkeaton: YOU STILL WON'T BE HALF AS HARDCORE AN OFF-ROADER AS I AM, I'M SO HARD CORE I GOT MY SHIT RAISED AND LOWERED!1 WITH 42" LOW PROFILE MUD TIRES, MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE FIVE WHEEL DRIVE AND KEEP A LITTLE MEXICAN IN THE TRUNK TO GET OUT AND PUSH IF IT COMES TO THAT

9/28/2005 4:28:35 AM

^^^just a parody. relax

9/28/2005 6:31:19 AM

Well I am an active participant of the philosophy club...

PS: I would use proper grammar and better punctuation.
Ahmet

9/28/2005 7:12:03 AM

good stuff

9/28/2005 7:31:47 AM

LMAO, hilarious

9/28/2005 8:21:08 AM

esgargs: i got lost. someone help me find my way back to chit chat

KOL:
what c
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i need a
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[Edited on September 28, 2005 at 9:44 AM. Reason : -]

9/28/2005 9:42:32 AM

^haha

9/28/2005 5:06:01 PM

0EPII1: "Here are the new HIGH RESOLUTION (32000X14000) pictures of the amazing Mercedes 900SL with 2 feet long Renntech calipers, 445/10/33 Michelin Mig16 ZZT-rated tires, and with Kleeman/Brabus/AMG interior package

488878 hp 7894969 ft.lb TORQUE . Top Speed: 349mph in 3rd gear




[Edited on September 28, 2005 at 9:30 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2005 9:28:56 PM

thread of the year right here

9/28/2005 9:31:14 PM

lollercoaster

9/28/2005 9:33:42 PM

funny shit.

9/28/2005 9:49:21 PM

i am sad i was left out, obviously i dont talk enough shit in here

9/28/2005 9:53:02 PM

TKE-Teg: "buying a new accord is much better option than modding this car, or just get an older model teg. C&D mentioned that small VTEC hondas are best for autoX. Oh, Ahmet, i wish i could afford your 944."

stone TKE you fucking frat faggot piece of shit shut the fuck up. all you fucknuts never even opened the hood. niggers

9/28/2005 9:58:16 PM

hahahaha ok perfect, i feel wanted again!

9/28/2005 10:00:11 PM

9/28/2005 10:02:10 PM

Quote :

"stone TKE you fucking frat faggot piece of shit shut the fuck up. all you fucknuts never even opened the hood. niggers"

hahaha, hell yeah.

9/28/2005 10:03:47 PM

some people write in a neutral/non-specific way so it is hard to immitate them....so if you know them better add some shit

9/28/2005 10:15:20 PM

various: "Gas and a match!"

9/29/2005 2:29:58 PM

Quote :

"JBaz "get something nice and pots pictures later )))). And by the way i hit a deer about a month ago and fucked my shit all up just in case you havent heard yet""

[Edited on September 29, 2005 at 7:37 PM. Reason : .]

9/29/2005 7:35:42 PM