http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/08.html#a4856



http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Connected--Cheney-F-himself.mov

Vice President Dick Cheney, in Gulfport, Mississippi on a tour of the Katrina hurricane zone was cursed out as he answered questions from reporters...

Off camera, a protester shouts, "Go f--k yourself, Mr. Cheney. Go f--k yourself." The camera remains on Cheney while we hear scuffling in the background.

CNN's reporter asks Cheney, "Are you getting a lot of that Mr. Vice President?"

Cheney replies, "First time I've heard it., Must be a friend of John..., er, ah - never mind."

In case you don't see the funniest part:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3699-2004Jun24.html

[Edited on September 8, 2005 at 8:38 PM. Reason : .]

9/8/2005 8:37:23 PM

Damn you George you beat me by mere seconds, I was about to post the same thing

Here's another link: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2679414?htv=12&htv=12&htv=12&htv=12

9/8/2005 8:38:49 PM

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"Must be a friend of John..., er, ah - never mind"

ahaha

9/8/2005 8:39:13 PM

hahaha, awesome.

At least people are polite when the they tell the vp to go fuck himself. I'm glad to see they still addressed him as mister.

9/8/2005 8:39:16 PM

oh, and fox news edited that entire section out.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,168816,00.html


[Edited on September 8, 2005 at 8:45 PM. Reason : ,]

9/8/2005 8:42:12 PM

Neither is the one on the site in your first post, George:

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Cheney_090805.wmv

Right-Click > Save As

Funny as shit.

9/8/2005 8:43:16 PM

lol

9/8/2005 8:44:32 PM

oooooooh you're right!

I just realized that in my excitement, i hadn't actually watched the one I Posted, I just saw it on Countdown and immediately ran to teh intarnet to find it

9/8/2005 8:46:21 PM

I'm tellin' ya. Karma's a bitch.

9/8/2005 8:47:17 PM

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"Cheney laughs it off, but there are many people dead that aren't laughing right now."

HAHAHA

9/8/2005 8:48:48 PM

I swear he is the devil.

9/8/2005 8:49:42 PM

you know, i should have posted this in chit chat instead.

someone else do it

9/8/2005 8:50:55 PM

Because Kerry's behind all this "wtf 72 hours?!" stuff.

9/8/2005 9:30:35 PM

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that was the funniest clip ive seen in all my life

9/8/2005 11:06:40 PM

THEN CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A MONKEY DRINKING HIS OWN PEE

9/8/2005 11:24:07 PM

i have.

9/8/2005 11:25:56 PM

the thing that gets me is when he tries to use john ____'s name there...hah

9/9/2005 1:18:50 AM

I AM THE VICE PRESIDENT

I CAN GET FIRST ROW SEATS TO __________________.

9/9/2005 1:35:02 AM

we're making progress.

9/9/2005 3:06:11 AM

Quote :

"At least people are polite when the they tell the vp to go fuck himself. I'm glad to see they still addressed him as mister. "

haha, i liked that

9/9/2005 7:59:43 AM

This is the difference between the two major parties. If some idiot would have said "F you, Mr. Gore, F you" on tv during the Clinton years the guy would have been admonished and rightfully so by those on the right. Some of you are embracing this guy as some sort of hero. I guess it just goes to show what kind of people these leftists really are.

9/10/2005 12:46:10 PM

Buncha major league assholes.

9/10/2005 12:48:05 PM

^^gg. right on, man.

9/10/2005 12:51:12 PM

Quote :

"This is the difference between the two major parties. If some idiot would have said "F you, Mr. Gore, F you" on tv during the Clinton years the guy would have been admonished and rightfully so by those on the right. Some of you are embracing this guy as some sort of hero. I guess it just goes to show what kind of people these leftists really are."

wtf are you talking about?

a random heckler is suppose to be admonished by an entire party?

we that think its funny are citicizens, i dont belong do the democratic party.




[Edited on September 10, 2005 at 12:58 PM. Reason : ]

9/10/2005 12:58:08 PM

Quote :

"This is the difference between the two major parties. If some idiot would have said "F you, Mr. Gore, F you" on tv during the Clinton years the guy would have been admonished and rightfully so by those on the right. Some of you are embracing this guy as some sort of hero. I guess it just goes to show what kind of people these leftists really are."

yeah, nice try, but you failed miserably.

firstly, no, if some random heckler had said "fuck you, mr. gore," some people would say he was an idiot and some people would think it was awesome. don't even try and tell me that the ann coulters of the world would admonish such a heckler

secondly, the point of the guy saying that was this
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3699-2004Jun24.html

Quote :

" On Tuesday, Cheney, serving in his role as president of the Senate, appeared in the chamber for a photo session. A chance meeting with Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (Vt.), the ranking Democrat on the Judiciary Committee, became an argument about Cheney's ties to Halliburton Co., an international energy services corporation, and President Bush's judicial nominees. The exchange ended when Cheney offered some crass advice. "Fuck yourself," said the man who is a heartbeat from the presidency. "

so, actually, some idiot from the right did say "fuck yourself" to a democrat, and he most certainly was NOT admonished by the right. mostly, of course, because he was vice president.

so, try harder next time, k?

9/10/2005 1:07:33 PM

lets review:

DICK CHENEY on the senate floor:

'go fuck yourself'

follows: crickets from republicans

SOME RANDOM DUDE who just survived a hurricant:

'go fuck yourself

follows: madatory outrage from democrats?








THIS IS A SELF PWNT OF UNREAL MAGNATUDE

[Edited on September 10, 2005 at 1:16 PM. Reason : -]

9/10/2005 1:10:46 PM

Most Republicans would distance themselves instead of embracing this guy as a hero like you have, DirtyGreek. Secondly, what happened on the Senate floor does not justify the remarks of some random jackass on national television.

So I guess if you punch a guy, DirtyGreek, and if you get shot by some random guy it's ok if I say, "Well he had it coming to him, he punched a guy 3 years ago." Go pwnt yourself.

9/10/2005 1:26:24 PM

Um, how does mr. cheney saying "fuck yourself" to leahy not justify someone telling mr. cheney to fuck himself? I missed the logic there.

Also, I haven't taken him as a hero. I simply think it's fucking funny, and the irony makes me tingle with happiness

Quote :

"So I guess if you punch a guy, DirtyGreek, and if you get shot by some random guy it's ok if I say, "Well he had it coming to him, he punched a guy 3 years ago."

how you can equate shooting and punching to one guy saying "go fuck yourself" to another guy who said "go fuck yourself" is beyond me, but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night

YOu said

Quote :

"If some idiot would have said "F you, Mr. Gore, F you" on tv during the Clinton years the guy would have been admonished and rightfully so by those on the right."

You're wrong, however, because cheney said "fuck yourself" and was not admonished.

[Edited on September 10, 2005 at 1:30 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2005 1:29:35 PM

The two are not the same. Saying "go F yourself" during an argument and saying it just to be a jackass so you can be some cool little soundbyte for idiots to laugh at are two different things, much like my example. But you somehow think it's ok that it was caught on TV because of an unrelated incident. We all say things that we don't mean in an argument, and even though you like to hold Republicans to a God-like standard, we are humans too.

The point is that the guy who made the comment for everybody to hear on national TV has no respect for Cheney's office or for the leaders of this country which is pathetic. I would say the same thing if some idiot said the same thing about a Democrat while on national TV. Again, it illustrates a fundamental difference between your average liberal and conservative.

9/10/2005 1:34:04 PM

republicans dont use "go fuck yourself"

they just use stuff like "liberalism is a mental illness" and "you people are brainwashed, idiotic traitors" to get their point across.

see, simply by using the word "fuck" here, you make yourself look worse.

republicans are always more moral than you, no matter what. its a fact.

9/10/2005 1:45:12 PM

Quote :

"Secondly, what happened on the Senate floor does not justify the remarks of some random jackass on national television. "

it does.

im allowed to say 'what the fuck' if my government sucks.

its called freedom.

9/10/2005 2:22:29 PM

^^ Sure they do. I'm a republican, Go Fuck Yourself Michael Moore.

Now, would I do that to a Senator or President? Hell Fucking No! Are you insane!?!? I wouldn't even say that to a Mayor, for goodness sakes. Of course, thats only because they out-rank me.

Does this make me more moral than my opposition? You'd better believe it.

[Edited on September 10, 2005 at 2:28 PM. Reason : Go Fuck Yourself Edit.]

9/10/2005 2:26:12 PM

Just because you have the freedom to say it doesn't mean that you should. Given the desperate situation that the libs are in, considering they are on the outside looking in, anything that is said or done can be rationalized and justified since Bush is teh debil and such. Pretty friggin' sad if you ask me.

9/10/2005 2:37:57 PM

so, you're retarded?

9/10/2005 2:46:49 PM

This is pretty funny, especially the part where that heckler has probably been "disappeared" into a swamp full of Louisiana gators, because, I mean, holy shit, Dick Cheney is that evil.

9/10/2005 2:47:20 PM

Quote :

"This is the difference between the two major parties. If some idiot would have said "F you, Mr. Gore, F you" on tv during the Clinton years the guy would have been admonished and rightfully so by those on the right. Some of you are embracing this guy as some sort of hero. I guess it just goes to show what kind of people these leftists really are."

Quote :

"Cheney: Go fuck yourself"

[Edited on September 10, 2005 at 2:49 PM. Reason : ]

9/10/2005 2:49:36 PM

^ Apples and oranges. If Cheney says "go fuck yourself" to Leahy or whomever on national television then you'd have a point. The continual defense and rationalization of this is comical, if not pathetic.

9/10/2005 2:52:58 PM

what a major league asshole

9/10/2005 2:55:59 PM

what does TV have to do with anything?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

9/10/2005 2:57:05 PM

There's also the concept of "shit flows down" to be considered...

9/10/2005 2:57:24 PM

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"Sure they do. I'm a republican, Go Fuck Yourself Michael Moore. "

you dont see me (a liberal) crying like a fucking 8-year-old bitch with a skinned knee, Wlfpk4Life

9/10/2005 3:06:06 PM

this is great. It's a shame cheney's goons detained the guy after it happened. Fuck cheney AND bush.

9/10/2005 3:11:52 PM

they detained him? ha.

9/10/2005 3:28:47 PM

^^ Thats a damn shame.

I was hoping we a lot more soundbytes like this.

I wonder what happend to him.

9/10/2005 3:34:04 PM

Quote :

"f some idiot would have said "F you, Mr. Gore, F you" on tv during the Clinton years the guy would have been admonished and rightfully so by those on the right."

Quote :

"Secondly, what happened on the Senate floor does not justify the remarks of some random jackass on national television"

GG pigface

9/10/2005 4:00:34 PM

Quote :

""Secondly, what happened on the Senate floor does not justify the remarks of some random jackass on national television""

Because national television is more sacred then the floor of the senate

9/10/2005 4:25:16 PM

9/10/2005 4:43:13 PM

^^

exactly. it's ok, though. he knows he's stretching.

9/10/2005 5:27:29 PM

Quote :

"it just goes to show what kind of people these leftists really are. "

yeah

tired of bullshit

9/10/2005 5:34:13 PM

LETS REVIEW


this is:


1. funny for the left
2. nothing for the right

the right can move along and let us laugh. k.

9/10/2005 5:59:02 PM