8/24/2005 7:08:04 AM

/care

8/24/2005 7:09:08 AM

There's always gotta be a douche bag in every thread. Thanks for filling the quota Lokken.

8/24/2005 7:27:30 AM

Damnit, I was too late

8/24/2005 7:29:04 AM

Dammit

8/24/2005 7:30:05 AM

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"There's always gotta be a douche bag in every thread. Thanks for filling the quota Lokken."

are you upset you were second in line?

8/24/2005 7:35:21 AM

I'm not even sure how to reply to that. Is that supposed to be an insult? umm....no. I'm not upset that you are a bigger douche than I am.

but anyways. Back to the topic.

8/24/2005 7:38:02 AM

yet youre still whinning about it.

8/24/2005 7:39:22 AM

I was expecting a picture of a garbage can full of MI2 DVD's. That or Tom Cruise jumping up and down on a couch.

8/24/2005 7:45:34 AM

wait, who is that girl?

PS
I HOPE THIS LOSES MORE MONEY THAN THE ISLAND AND STEALTH COMBINED

[Edited on August 24, 2005 at 7:51 AM. Reason : FUCK THESE MOVIES]

8/24/2005 7:50:31 AM

It's Keri Russel. From Felicity

[Edited on August 24, 2005 at 8:00 AM. Reason : I think. Looks kinda like Leslie Bibb to me but imdb says otherwise.]

8/24/2005 7:59:28 AM

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"There's always gotta be a douche bag in every thread. Thanks for filling the quota Lokken. "

aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah gg el nacho

8/24/2005 8:19:06 AM

do we have a link for this

because i was just thinking

what if this is a still from the conceptual trailer tom cruise made

i never saw any specifics on what that thing had in it....

8/24/2005 8:21:30 AM

shhhhhh

woodfoot you have no idea what you are talking about[/tomcruise]

8/24/2005 8:23:25 AM

dammit crazy tom cruise

Mission: Impossible = spy movie

not special forces commando action shit

you could remake the first movie with new people and it would be better than the 2nd one at this point

8/24/2005 8:47:37 AM

^totally agree. Just release the original tv show on dvd and ill be happy

8/24/2005 11:36:32 AM

but see, you dont understand psychology

8/24/2005 12:03:56 PM

I UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS! I'VE DONE RESEARCH AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE JUST DRUGGING AMERICA AND ALL THESE KIDS FOR PROFIT!!!

Oh wait, I've stolen Tom's line. And probably a scene from the climax of the movie.

8/24/2005 12:19:01 PM

did you know there is no such thing as a chemical embalance?

8/24/2005 1:00:06 PM

That's because most people like to spell it "imbalance".

8/24/2005 1:05:54 PM

Haven't you learned? Hollywood only has room for one spy/secret agent/assasin. All the other spy adaptations end up being stupid action shooter films. Just take a look at who is playing Agent 47 in the upcoming Hitman film.

8/24/2005 1:06:25 PM

You people are so glib.

-Tom

8/24/2005 1:16:05 PM

^^Oh no. There goes that could be respectible movie out the window

8/24/2005 2:26:09 PM

MI:1 >>>>> MI:2

8/24/2005 7:05:14 PM

I too, was expecting:

Quote :

"Tom Cruise jumping up and down on a couch."

8/24/2005 7:18:53 PM

8/24/2005 10:39:53 PM

you mean adderal?

8/25/2005 12:04:23 AM

shit
the transcript i read spelled it that way

oh welllllz

8/25/2005 12:36:27 AM

Quote :

"Just take a look at who is playing Agent 47 in the upcoming Hitman film."

they should dump vin diesel and go with jason statham instead. he seems like he could pull off agent 47 much more convincingly. either him or christopher walken just because he's awesome.

8/25/2005 2:10:23 AM

looks like it's going to be lame.

8/25/2005 6:38:12 AM

^^Yeah that is exactly what I thought. After seeing the Transporter you know he can kick ass while wearing a suit. And he actually looks the part too.

8/25/2005 7:39:27 AM

^i'd be willing to bet "The Transporter" is either the reason they didn't offer it to him, or the reason he wouldn't do it

8/25/2005 8:03:52 AM

Wow the transporter. I'll never see that one beyond the commercial. An over the hill dude beating people with accessories in ways that take more effort than it would be for him to just - you know - use his fists. All that and he is paired with a dog of a woman that bumps Courtney Love up from the bottom face on the totem pole. Oh, and it is a cash in sequel to boot. No thanks.

MI3? What people liked MI2 enough to merit a part 3? <sarcasm>I'll go see part 3 as long as it has some guy pulling off a fake face every time they need to move the story along or introduce a new plot point.</sarcasm>

8/25/2005 12:40:06 PM

^hey, that was cool in MI:1
which is still a great movie

8/25/2005 1:13:42 PM

Yeah, cool in part 1 (find a mole). Completely unnecessary in part 2 (is she really my g-friend).

8/25/2005 1:24:03 PM

MI 2 was a chic flick.

8/25/2005 5:48:49 PM

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"An over the hill dude beating people with accessories in ways that take more effort than it would be for him to just - you know - use his fists"

uh, he uses his fists most of the time

8/26/2005 12:18:28 AM

^ Yeah, but then all those months of training on how to beat people with a fire hose would go to waste.

Jackie Chan can pull it off because it is tounge-in-cheek. Transporter can't because they are trying to be serious about it.

8/26/2005 7:04:57 AM

^I don't think they are trying to be serious with the fight scenes, I think they are just trying to show of really good choreography. They are deliberately being far-fetched about it.

8/26/2005 7:25:42 AM

Quote :

"Jackie Chan can pull it off because it is tounge-in-cheek. Transporter can't because they are trying to be serious about it."

i actually prefer someone seeming to purposefully use something as a weapon instead of acting suprised 40 times a movie when they accidentially hit somebody in the head with a bucket and then jump through a small hole in something (and looking suprised again)

That stuff had it's place in movies like Lord Dragon, but to say that it's being "pulled off" now is a bit of a stretch

I don't know if it's just because i had zero expectations for it when I watched it the first time, but I'd put Transporter up there at the top of my list for action movies

On topic: MI 1 and 2 were crap and this one is going to be worse

8/26/2005 8:51:13 AM

I prefer watching fighting like in The Transporter or Unleashed as opposed to Jackie Chans stuff. Thats not to detract from his abilities, hes a talented martial artist athelete, but its just too goofy now. I've grown up from his brand of movies.

8/26/2005 9:06:00 AM

MI1 was really good. MI2 was....not so good. It was watchable, but it was extremely predictable (as in, I could guess when somebody was wearing a mask). I also thought it was pretty ghetto how Tom Cruise went from just being a really clever and resourceful secret agent to some action superhero who was pulling off Matrix-style shit (which I guess is no surprise, since it did come out after The Matrix, so there was obviously some copy-catting within that regard).

8/26/2005 9:54:30 AM

OOH OOH OOH

I HOPE THEY WEAR MASKS AGAIN !!!11

8/26/2005 12:12:06 PM

and he should never allowed to ride a motorcycle on film again

8/26/2005 12:26:42 PM

^ its been downhill since top gun

8/26/2005 12:43:11 PM

top gun's motorcycle scenes were fine

guy knows how to ride a bike, i'm fine with that

but you can't do an endo while firing a gun with your right hand

just doesn't work that way

8/26/2005 12:44:23 PM

Well obviously those scientologists have some sick motorcycle skills.

Might I add that you do not know the history of endos. I do.

8/26/2005 6:50:18 PM

I'VE DONE THE HOMEWORK

8/26/2005 7:05:07 PM