Sunshine doesn't get up in the morning, because some freedom-loving soldier fight for Sunshine's mom's right to abort Sunshine before he/she got the chance to live.

The end. Support Liberals.

8/19/2005 7:57:44 PM

ummm, the soldier fought for sunshine's mom's freedom from foreign rule, not for her right to abort.

on the contrary, it is liberals who fight for the right to abort, not republicans.

8/19/2005 8:14:35 PM

Baby killers.

8/19/2005 8:19:00 PM

someone is unfamiliar with the term satire

let's eat babies

8/19/2005 10:44:18 PM

yum yum, infants

8/20/2005 9:09:21 AM

Jonathan Swift for President 2008!

8/20/2005 4:02:05 PM