Just wondering, because I suddenly realize that's a handout, which is bad, I think?

8/3/2005 4:08:57 PM

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8/3/2005 4:09:43 PM

So did you think that up and say to yourself "Gee, I really want to share this gem with the Soap Box!"

8/3/2005 4:13:50 PM

tips are not handouts

8/3/2005 4:14:54 PM

Jesus Christ, you are so fucking lame.

8/3/2005 4:25:14 PM

is this what passes as comedy nowadays

8/3/2005 4:34:22 PM

8/3/2005 4:48:13 PM

UberComedian is a screename with a tough standard to uphold

8/3/2005 5:14:38 PM

I love this guy. The reactions from the crowd are the best part.

8/3/2005 7:47:15 PM

This thread probably makes the baby jesus cry.

8/3/2005 7:48:33 PM

I often don't. I never have cash, and all they do is refill my water, frequently doing it too often.

8/3/2005 7:57:17 PM

why should i?
i'm already paying for them to pop out babies that i will then pay for

8/3/2005 7:58:26 PM

Just let me take two sips out of my glass before you come fill it to overflowing again. I also like my water to be less than 98 % ice. Thx.

8/3/2005 8:42:09 PM

I think they require a pledge of support first...

8/3/2005 9:01:37 PM

I need an UberCyberTomato to throw at this fuck.

8/3/2005 9:35:56 PM

Quote :

" why should i? i'm already paying for them to pop out babies that i will then pay for"

So why not just support abortion then?

(I realize you're speaking as a theoretical Republican)

8/4/2005 12:16:03 PM

Oh I think it'd be much smarter to just support sterilization. MUCH more wide-spread effect, more cost-effective in the long run.

8/4/2005 7:42:06 PM

tips are not handouts. they are payments for services rendered. the best I ever tipped was about 200% (i was waiting for someone who never showed up so all i ordered was a drink; it was a slow day so the waitress stayed and talked to me). other than that i tip 25% minimum at nice places with good service, 15% at places that don't require as much service (like golden corral). i like to linger in restaurants a bit, so theres a bonus in it if they dont give me the check and forget i exist when they think im done eating.

8/4/2005 9:15:27 PM