is getting a lil out of hand now. parts 1 and 2 were interesting; i just heard part 3 and it's getting crazy.

5/25/2005 10:21:44 AM

Is it the "R.Kelly 'In The Golden Shower Closet'" drama?

5/25/2005 10:34:28 AM

HE'S A MAN BABY

YEAH

5/25/2005 10:36:38 AM

This shit is terrible, and what's sad is he probably thinks he's a genius for doing it..

5/25/2005 11:38:26 AM

anythin to do with him bwning a 15(?) yo?

5/25/2005 11:40:36 AM

nvm

[Edited on May 25, 2005 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .]

5/25/2005 11:52:30 AM

So what happens in part 3? I was intrigued by parts 1 and 2...

5/25/2005 12:31:54 PM

heard 3 the other day, 4 yesterday and 5 this afternoon

interesting

6/6/2005 1:06:06 AM

wtf i need to listen to the radio more, haven't heard past part 2

6/6/2005 1:37:55 AM

You guys need to peep that remix

It's called "In The Closet #1"
and "In The Closet #2"
number one is pretty gross
but number 2 just plain stinks

[Edited on June 6, 2005 at 2:04 AM. Reason : i dont think anyone will get the joke]

6/6/2005 2:03:55 AM

bttt..

anyone have the whole thing w/o part 5 littered with beeps??

6/10/2005 11:23:34 PM

yea, its not the ending I hoped for, kind of built me up and then gave me a horrible ending.

6/10/2005 11:25:26 PM

i just hate hearing "boop" rather than the real words/profanity that were in parts 1-4

6/10/2005 11:26:54 PM

u must be listening to the internet leak version

6/10/2005 11:29:05 PM

kris wins

6/10/2005 11:43:18 PM

Well well well
What the boop is this?

A condom in my bed?
You better start talking quick.

7/16/2005 4:13:06 AM

I saw the whole thing on VH1 Part 1-5 videos.

Frankly I got to give him props, its seriously an ubran opera.

You can see the whole set pretty much daily on vh1

7/16/2005 4:35:59 AM

Yeah I've seen 1-5, and I read he's releasing a 6-10.

I still don't know what guy would just stick around in that first house waving a gun like that, as soon as you caught, you roll up out of there, you don't stick around to work out their problems.

7/16/2005 10:12:46 AM

is he still just reciting dialog from blaq drama?

7/16/2005 12:17:39 PM

R Kelly is the man


I bet none of you (including myself) can pee on an underage girl and still have a career

7/16/2005 1:11:53 PM

^im gonna second Hova on this one

-ZiP!-

7/16/2005 1:22:44 PM

"How could you do something like this? I'm so hurt."

Then he looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerve."

7/16/2005 1:42:50 PM

I saw that shit on VH1 late at night

The fucking idiot thought he was a genius for doing it, and it was one of the worst things I've ever seen

7/16/2005 1:45:35 PM

obviously it worked, how many times have u heard some one talk about it, or have you said...i cant wait to hear the next one...he really won with this whether you think its good or not, he DID have you listening to all of them which in turn means he did a mighty good job, although it is a complete sinoff of the isley brothers songs in my opinion

7/16/2005 3:47:14 PM

^ Sometimes people watch awful things. Why else is there a slowdown on the beltline everytime there's a wreck?
HINT: It's not because the wreck is directly blocking traffic.

Just because people talk about something doesn't mean it's any good. Take any scandal, for instance.

Also, it's not that I "couldn't wait" to see the next one. It was that after every clip was over, they'd flip back to R. Kelly who was trying desperately to form a cogent sentence that amounted to patting himself on the back. It was so ridiculous and pathetic, and that's really where I derived my entertainment from. The fact that it was 3AM helped too.

7/16/2005 4:20:51 PM

R KELLY

7/17/2005 11:04:18 PM

R Kelly is an antigenius

He stands boldly on the line brilliance and being a total lunatic

7/18/2005 2:02:36 AM

he is the black man that michael jackson could have been

7/18/2005 2:26:18 AM

R Kelly - The Rrra in R&B

7/18/2005 9:29:40 AM

go to http://www.hitlist.com/lyrics, search for it, and you can read all 5 parts... you can also watch the videos on launch.yahoo.com

for a synopsis... in part 3, he listens to the couple argue then he calls home and a man picks up his phone. part 4, he's speeding trying to get home and gets pulled over. he gets home and his wife is all over him and they are having sex, he pulls back the covers and sees a condom. part 5 she tells him that cathy (the lady he was cheating with) is her friend from high school and she introduced him to the policeman that pulled him over.

7/18/2005 1:10:59 PM

I WENT TO THE CLOSET

THERE WERE CLOTHES IN THE CLOSET

THERE WERE SHOES IN THE CLOSET

I WAS STILL IN THE CLOSET

DID I FORGET TO SAY THE CLOSET

WHAT IS A SMALL ROOM OFF OF A BEDROOM FOR STORING CLOTHES? ITS A CLOSET

DO YOU HAVE A CLOSET

I KNOW I HAVE A CLOSET

I DID SOME FUCKIN IN A CLOSET

I GOT CAUGHT IN THE CLOSET

THERE WAS SOME GAY SEX IN THE CLOSET




etc ad nauseum

see, i can write that shit too

7/18/2005 1:51:48 PM

R. Kelly shoulda just listened to himself and kept himself on the down low

7/18/2005 1:55:42 PM

Quote :

"So what happens in part 3?"

R's fall to the dark side.

7/18/2005 2:15:04 PM

it doesn't make sense...

kells girl says that the policeman was the guy she was cheating on him with and that he left right after he called...

yet he got pulled over going back to his house.. why would the cop be going in the same direction towards kells house after he had just left?

that's where i got confused

7/18/2005 2:33:27 PM

song sucks, major bullshit, annoying and too loooooooong

7/18/2005 3:36:34 PM

^^ And how would she know he pulled him over?

It's stupid shit. He sat down for a while and couldn't write some shit better than this

And what's worse, its big

7/18/2005 4:03:22 PM

indeed, the true tragedy is not that kelly created this, its the fact that the public loves it.he could've @ least peed on someone.

7/18/2005 4:10:07 PM

i think the song's great, it's what r and b is all about, it tells a story. this is just a type of music that isn't played on the radio too often, but it is what true r and b should sound like

7/18/2005 4:18:49 PM

^^^ He was going towards the house and the policeman away from.... Possible that the policeman was waiting for him bc he knew the route he would take and did a u-turn? I guess he could have called and said that he pulled him over but I don't know?

7/18/2005 8:10:13 PM

MY WINTER COAT'S IN THE CLOSET

7/18/2005 8:12:19 PM

this shit is garbage...but it's freakin hilarious

7/18/2005 9:10:02 PM

Quote :

"^^^ He was going towards the house and the policeman away from.... Possible that the policeman was waiting for him bc he knew the route he would take and did a u-turn? I guess he could have called and said that he pulled him over but I don't know?"

Let's just conclude that it's nonsensical shit.

R. Kelly was probably making the shit up as he went along (while writing it) and didn't even think of this leap/inconsistency.

Regardless of that, it's still a pile of shit that's being hyped up like it's some great work of literary genius. Just because some shit tells a story and comes out in multiple parts doesn't suddenly make it good (see: the Matrix Trilogy)

7/19/2005 11:57:01 AM

How is this even considered music?

7/22/2005 1:15:46 AM

youwould say that

7/22/2005 9:28:49 AM

Jimmy Kimmel's been doing some pretty amusing parodies of these. If you click on Watch Clips here, you can see them.

http://abc.go.com/primetime/jimmykimmel/

7/29/2005 3:41:50 PM

Quote :

"I WENT TO THE CLOSET THERE WERE CLOTHES IN THE CLOSET THERE WERE SHOES IN THE CLOSET I WAS STILL IN THE CLOSET DID I FORGET TO SAY THE CLOSET WHAT IS A SMALL ROOM OFF OF A BEDROOM FOR STORING CLOTHES? ITS A CLOSET DO YOU HAVE A CLOSET I KNOW I HAVE A CLOSET I DID SOME FUCKIN IN A CLOSET I GOT CAUGHT IN THE CLOSET THERE WAS SOME GAY SEX IN THE CLOSET"

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7/29/2005 5:23:22 PM

ahahaha

7/29/2005 5:35:12 PM

ahahahahaha

7/29/2005 7:22:17 PM

I heard on the radio the other day that it wasn't just 6-10, he was doing...6-20??? Maybe they read it wrong but they definitely said 6-20, haha.

7/29/2005 9:56:22 PM

SET THEM UP

7/29/2005 10:25:50 PM