The police blotter is one of a few redeeming Technician features. I am often amazed by the total lack of notable activity on this campus. This thread, I hope, will chronicle some of the more interesting reports.04/11/05
4/18/2005 4:03:47 PM
hah yeah the "laos people suck" one had me goin WTF?
4/18/2005 4:04:44 PM
hahaahahhaha
4/18/2005 4:05:09 PM
wow i totally thought about making this thread when i read the blotter this morninggg
4/18/2005 4:05:15 PM
yeah i read the blotter in the paper today... i was like damn we got some paranoid people here... stealing roast beef wtf.
4/18/2005 4:05:36 PM
haha "Laos people" kinda annoys me..plz to use "Lao" or "Laotians"
4/18/2005 4:07:11 PM
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4/18/2005 4:07:41 PM
God, I hate computer programming
4/18/2005 4:10:53 PM
4/18/2005 4:12:57 PM
4/18/2005 4:17:30 PM
5P0000479 6:22 PM Larceny A staff member reported the theft of two bottles of steak sauce by several subjects who attempted to remove 20 steaks by continually returning to the serving line, getting steaks, and putting them into bags. Subjects left area prior to officer's arrival.
4/18/2005 4:29:42 PM
some people will bitch about anything
4/18/2005 4:29:56 PM
^^Ahahaha.
4/18/2005 4:35:50 PM
There was another one in there about 4 suspicious females outside the mckimmon center...upon investigation they were discovered to be caterers working at the event... umm... yeah
4/18/2005 4:39:24 PM
i know who reported the Laos people suck thing... she was upset because it named her hometown and she thinks that she is the only person from there that goes to state (its a small town)
4/18/2005 4:41:28 PM
4/18/2005 5:07:46 PM
How many times to the cops go to check something out and never find anything? If you get caught, you must be pretty damn stupid.And I hate the days the Technician doesn't print the blotter. It should always be printed, everyday.
4/18/2005 5:11:23 PM
i remember one a while ago where two roomates got into a fight because one roomate left the other's bag of cookies open. it said "the cookies got stale"
4/18/2005 5:30:07 PM
he threatened to kill him because he left out the cookies
4/18/2005 5:45:18 PM
haha yeah. i think i'm gonna start a police blotter scrap book
4/18/2005 5:47:26 PM
hey jackleg....how would I call that function? out of interest...
4/18/2005 5:56:24 PM
OMG....I went to look at my school's 'blotter' but the 'Daily Wildcat' has the 'Police Beat' which has some of the more interesting/detailed ones.... here's one from FridayA student reported a suspicious man Thursday who was walking with two bicycles and a pair of bolt cutters, reports stated. The man was later arrested for possession of marijuana and crystal methamphetamine and had several warrants out for his arrest, reports stated. Police spotted the man at East Speedway Boulevard and North Euclid Avenue and he said he owned one bicycle and the other he borrowed from a friend, reports stated. The man said he had bolt cutters because he forgot the combination to his lock, reports stated. Police conducted a record search and found the man had four warrants out for his arrest, reports stated. Police asked if they could ask questions and search him, and the man said, "Yeah, sure," reports stated. The man said he had a glass pipe in his front pocket that he used for "meth," reports stated. Police also found a rolled up cigarette with marijuana, but the man said he had no idea how it got in his pocket, reports stated. Neither bike had been reported stolen and since the man's arrest, no victims of stolen bikes have come forward, reports stated. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4/18/2005 6:04:17 PM
4/18/2005 6:07:51 PM
lolthe blotter is the best entertainment our paper has
4/18/2005 6:33:36 PM
4/18/2005 6:47:04 PM
Fuck the police blotter. The technician just needed some more articles today
4/18/2005 7:02:17 PM
4/18/2005 7:58:06 PM
^^^how did the possom get all the way up there? lol
4/18/2005 8:23:35 PM
Haha. The opossum one was classic.04/16/05
4/18/2005 8:49:49 PM
4/18/2005 9:09:38 PM
hey, yall read the one with the wellfare check on a kid that was at church on a wed. morning?
4/18/2005 9:52:16 PM
haha yeah
4/18/2005 9:57:43 PM
remember that time someone reported that he was victim to a run-by ass-grab? that was too much
4/18/2005 10:18:49 PM
didn't break shit
4/18/2005 10:19:55 PM
4/18/2005 10:31:33 PM
Yesterday was a very busy day!04/18/05
4/19/2005 3:39:13 PM
For a second there, I thought the cop found someone in HIS vehicle.
4/19/2005 3:49:16 PM
I thought exactly the same thing the first time I read it.
4/19/2005 4:04:22 PM
^^ lol. now that would be hilarious. And they are hell on sullivan drive I've never seen a day that they didn't get a couple people. Most of them are for 40+ in a 25. I think they just get bored and sit on that road for the hell of it. They're guaranteed that someone will break the speed limit.
4/19/2005 5:01:56 PM
25 is ridulously slow. I've seen them give citations for 38 in a 25. Harsh.
4/19/2005 6:40:06 PM
04/19/05
4/21/2005 6:49:54 PM
4/21/2005 7:11:09 PM
i wonder if the cop got to keep the deer and clean it?
4/21/2005 7:13:38 PM
An English barrister. Aha.[Edited on April 21, 2005 at 7:22 PM. Reason : ]
4/21/2005 7:21:38 PM
did he shoot it with his pistol?
4/21/2005 7:27:10 PM
That, I cannot answer.
4/21/2005 8:23:37 PM
4/21/2005 8:46:46 PM
at close range, a 9mm will kill a deer very effectively.
4/21/2005 8:56:51 PM
So he probably used his pistol then.
4/21/2005 9:00:12 PM
a lot of people don't know how to kill animals and just shoot it in the head carelesslyyou can take out the front of the brain and they'll still be alive
4/21/2005 9:08:32 PM