How often do you look at the Calendar?

1. Calendar??? What Calendar???
2. NEVER
3. Daily
4. Weekly

10/30/2001 9:15:17 PM

how about this poll:

How often do you masterbate?

) less than once a month
) less than once a week
) 1-2 times a week
) 3-4 times a week
) 5-6 times a week
) everyday
) more than once a day

10/31/2001 5:49:50 AM

how concerned are you about bioterrorism?

a) biowhat?
b) anthrax shmantrax
c) i make my roommate open my mail
d) i never leave home without my gas mask

10/31/2001 9:37:49 AM

put the masterbation one up. You know you want to

10/31/2001 2:46:46 PM

look look!! they put up my poll!!

i feel so special

11/1/2001 11:06:00 AM

ooh, here's a suggestion.
how about you note who submitted the new polls, sort of like you do for the "latest news." maybe that would encourage more people to contribute.

11/1/2001 11:34:51 AM

the poll "how much would somebody have to pay you to eat a dog turd" was my idea

11/1/2001 8:41:58 PM

as if it could have come from anybody else. nobody's as sick as me

11/1/2001 8:42:19 PM

we should have a thread attatched to each poll so that people can discuss the results, etc

11/4/2001 2:24:41 AM

yeah, good idea ^

11/4/2001 4:06:06 AM

Veggie or carnivore - what life forms do you eat?

A) Nothing - I starve
B) Plants only
C) Plants & seafood
D) Occasionally red meat
E) Everything
F) Meat only
G) Humans only

11/5/2001 1:17:56 PM

the calendar on my wall is still on October







of 1996

11/5/2001 1:28:06 PM

Hey old guy, you need to add this one too


H) I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

11/5/2001 2:57:59 PM

You're a fifth-level vegan too?

11/5/2001 3:16:05 PM