Don't know if it will be as fun as random Simpsons quotes in other topics, but here is a thread just for our favorite inhabitants of Springfield.

[Edited on September 16, 2001 at 8:53 PM. Reason : What's goin' on on dis side?]

9/16/2001 8:46:51 PM

Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick.

9/16/2001 8:54:03 PM

I'll take four!

9/16/2001 8:54:38 PM

You trash-eating stink bags!

9/16/2001 8:55:48 PM

Mojo! What have they done to you?

PRAY-FOR-MOJO!

9/16/2001 8:57:43 PM

Grandpa, did you sit on the pie?

9/16/2001 8:58:13 PM

Granpa: I was gonna eat that monkey...

9/16/2001 9:04:04 PM

It's just between you and me.....smashed hat.

9/16/2001 9:05:20 PM

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

9/16/2001 9:06:08 PM

I really shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

9/16/2001 9:08:23 PM

"anything happen here?"
(hands the guy $100)
"yeah, saddest thing, the guy said he didnt want to live anymore. Jumped right off the bridge"
"yeah, thats what I thought"

9/16/2001 9:10:02 PM

which episode was that from?

9/16/2001 9:12:05 PM

i'm looking for my friend bill...you haven't seen any bills around have you?

9/16/2001 9:15:21 PM

hehehe, i invaded the simpsons thread with some Sopranos

9/16/2001 9:18:40 PM

BOOOOOOOO

9/16/2001 9:19:40 PM

He's Bart

9/16/2001 9:21:15 PM

"is that your final answer?"

9/16/2001 9:28:36 PM

I've made enough gazpacho for everyone! It's tomato soup served ice cold!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Barney: Go back to Russia.

9/16/2001 9:30:13 PM

time was, send a boy off to war... shootin' a man fix 'em right up... now there aint even no wars anymore, thank you very much warren CHRISTOPHER!!!

9/16/2001 9:38:28 PM

HEY! there's a LEMON behind that rock!

9/16/2001 9:47:01 PM

SAVE ME JEEBUS!!!

9/16/2001 9:47:05 PM

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

9/16/2001 10:02:15 PM

do you find something comical about my appearance when i'm driving my automobile???

9/16/2001 10:02:48 PM

We'll all be rich! Rich as Nazis!

9/16/2001 10:03:13 PM

yeah... LOOKS like...

9/16/2001 10:04:04 PM

my cats breath smells like catfood

9/16/2001 10:22:53 PM

"Smithers! A bird seems to have become petrified and lost its sense of direction!"

"well Edna, for a school with no asian kids, i'd say we put on a pretty good science fair."

"i dont know much about god...but id say we built a pretty good cage for him"

"cant sleep...clowns will eat me'

9/16/2001 11:10:14 PM

Bones schmones

9/16/2001 11:16:29 PM

it's just a little dirty, its still good its still good!
its just a little soggy, its still good its still good!
its just a little airborne, its still good its still good!

9/16/2001 11:19:09 PM

and the secret ingredient is.....Love?!?!

9/16/2001 11:20:41 PM

Worst sig ever.

9/16/2001 11:44:38 PM

"well miss thaaankyou, miss have a nice day, your job is to check coats, so check 'em, bitch"

9/17/2001 12:07:31 AM

I know you hate the simpsons and all, but please stop that.

9/17/2001 12:08:00 AM

"If we had ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires!"

9/17/2001 12:10:37 AM

I bring you housewarming gift, instead I find you fighting with local oaf.

9/17/2001 12:11:31 AM

obviously, simpsons > nrallen

9/17/2001 12:24:51 AM

September 25 - That's when the Simpsons DVD comes out. All 13 Season One episodes! Huzzah!

9/17/2001 12:29:20 AM

too bad season 1 wasn't all that great.

9/17/2001 12:29:54 AM

Upon further inspection, it appears that these are loafers.

9/17/2001 12:30:14 AM

Iron helps us play!

9/17/2001 12:32:16 AM

Hello Joe!

9/17/2001 12:32:29 AM

Hey Bart, I would argue that:

having season 1 on DVD > not having season 1 on DVD

9/17/2001 1:16:09 AM

Lisa needs braces
Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces
Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces
Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces
Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces
Dental plan!

9/17/2001 1:19:58 AM

Moe: Good god! Homer, I support most prejudice you can name, but your hero-phobia sickens me, Barney, show em the exit.

Barney: There's an exit?!

9/17/2001 1:56:26 AM

i dont hate the simpsons, in fact, i dont dislike them, i actually do find the Simpsons quite amusing. I just find it funny how every typical college male (YES I DID JUST CALL ALL OF YOU TYPICAL ) is obsessed with the Simpsons and can quote from every episode and knows the plot of every episode. Plus I felt like irking some people, and this was an easy target


ps. the previous quote was from a Martin Lawrence standup act, which if I remember correctly, way back when, Martin used to come on after the Simpsons on Fox


[Edited on September 17, 2001 at 7:32 AM. Reason : .]

9/17/2001 7:30:34 AM

people call me sideshow bob

9/17/2001 7:57:00 AM

i have the simpsons calender, you should too.

9/17/2001 8:23:52 AM

How could you Krusty? I would never lend my name to an inferior product.

9/17/2001 11:33:15 AM

could you design a Perpetual Simpsons Machine or is it impossible given the laws of the universe?

9/17/2001 11:34:14 AM

You must be stupider than you look.

Stupid like a fox!!!





Boy Homer, you sure do suck today.

Yeah...Suck like a fox!!!

9/17/2001 11:36:09 AM