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A squad of soldiers are walking through the badlands in Iraq during the first days of the war, when one gets separated. There is a loud boom, and the three run to their buddies aid, and they find him a mess on the side of the road.

Sarge yells, "What the hell happened??"

The privatete says, " I got turned around, and saw this Iraqi soldier standing there with a rifle! We were pointing our weapons at each other, but neither of us would take the shot.

"Then I yelled at him, 'Saddam is a douchbag!' and he hollered back,' Bush is a moron...' "

Sarge looked around, but didn't see anybody, and says, "Then what happened, who threw the grenade?"

"No, Sarge, no grenades, we were just there shaking hands when he must have stepped on a mine."

submitted by pangalactic on Friday, April 28 at 11:58 PM

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