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There was a man that always fell asleep in church. His wife was very embarassed at his problem, so she consulted the minister about the problem.

The pastor handed her a bobbypin. He said for her to poke her husband in the side when he began to fall asleep.

The next Sunday, the man and his wife sat right up front in church. As usual, when the minister began to preach, the man began to fall asleep.

As the preacher began "Who loves us more than anyone and will always be there?" the woman poked her husband. "God!" the man proclaimed. The preacher nodded towards him and continued on. "And who died on the cross to save us?" the minister said. "Jesus Christ!" the man yelled as his wife poked him again.

The minister really got into his sermon and began to preach with great excitement. Meanwhile, the man had falled asleep and was snoring. His wife was violently poking him over and over. The preacher proclaimed "what did Mary say to Joseph after she had bore his second son?" The man woke up and yelled in front of the whole church "if you stick that fucking thing in me one more time, I'm gonna break it off and shove it up your mother fucking ass!"

submitted by TheTabbyCat on Friday, November 25 at 12:38 AM

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