Jokes » A little boy walks up to his father one day and asks...
"Daddy, what's a vagina look like?"
His Dad looks down at his son thinks for a minute, "well son, before sex, a vagina looks like a rose, with soft velvety petals and smells like a warm spring morning."
"So what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen an english bulldog try to eat mayonnaise?"
(sorry, it's stupid and crude, but i couldn't help but laugh at that one)
submitted by theDuke866 on Wednesday, August 3 at 12:02 AM