A duck walks into a bar, and sits down. After a couple minutes the bartender comes over and asks, "What can I get ya?"
The duck replies, "Got any fucking bread?" The bartender replies firmly, "No, we don't. Now what can I get you?"
The duck says again, "Got any fucking bread?" The bartender, this time a little ticked, says, "NO, sorry sir, we don't have any bread. Don't ask me that again."
The ducks asks a third time, "Got any fucking bread?" The bartender, now furious, says "You ask me that one more time, and I'm gonna nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
The duck asks another question, "Got any fucking nails?" The bartender says, "No."
The duck quips, "Then, got any fucking bread??"
submitted by SymeGuy69 on Tuesday, March 9 at 8:03 PM