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A man, an ostrich, and a cat walk into a bar. The man says, "OK, what do you want?" the ostrich says, "I want a beer." The cat says, "I'm not paying for it." The man says, "Yeah, I know. Bartender, three beers, please."

The bartender says, "That'll be $7." The man takes out his wallet and has exactly seven dollars, so he gives the money to the bartender.

The man, ostrich, and cat go back to the bar the next night. The man says, "What do you want?" The ostrich says, "I want a shot of whiskey." The cat says, "I'm not paying."

The man asks the bartender for three shots. The bartender says, "That'll be $15." The man takes out his wallet and has exactly $15, so he gives it to the bartender.

They go back the next night. The man says, "What do you want?" The ostrich says, "I want a martini." The cat says, "I'm not paying."

The man asks the bartender for three martinis. The bartender says, "That'll be $10." The man has exactly $30 in his wallet, so he gives it to the bartender.

The bartender says, "Sir, I've noticed that for the last three nights, you've come in here with an ostrich, and a cat that doesn't want to pay for anything, and you've had exactly the amount of money you need for the drinks."

The man says, "Well, last week I met a genie who gave me two wishes. My first wish was to always have enough money for whatever I need."

The bartender says, "That explains the money, but what about the ostrich and the cheapskate cat?"

The man says, "Well, my second wish was for a tall chick with a tight pussy."

submitted by smheath on Sunday, February 22 at 9:52 PM

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