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A guy is stuck on a desert island with a pig and a dog. After a few weeks the guy gets really horny, he decides that he'd rather fuck the pig than the dog, so he starts going at it, within a few seconds the dog starts biting him, so he gives up.
Week goes by, the guy waits till late at night, then he starts trying to hum the pig agian, as soon as he does the dog starts biting him agian.
Next day a beautiful woman washes up on shore, the man immediately gives her mouth-to-mouth, and saves her life.
The woman says "Thank you so much for saving my life, I'll do anything you want for the rest of your days." The man says "Really? anything?". The woman says "Sure, anything". So the man replys "Take that dog for a walk".

submitted by Kris on Tuesday, September 16 at 9:59 PM

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