2 guys are sitting in a bar near the top of a sky rise buiding.
One man, who is a little tipsy, says, "This window here is magical, if you jump out you will almost hit the ground and then you'll fly back up into the same window." The other man said "prove it", so the drunk man jumps out, and to the other mans suprise, he flies back up.
The man, in disbeleif walks up to the window, looks down, and jumps out. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says "Superman, your an asshole when your drunk".
submitted by ToiletPaper on Thursday, May 22 at 3:07 PM