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 Jokes » One morning, a kid came downstairs....
....for breakfast. When he got to the breakfast table, he sat down and demanded his breakfast. His mother told him that he would have to do his chores before he recieved any breakfast.

Well the little boy proceeded his chores. Since he lived on a farm he had to gather the eggs from the chicken coop. He gathered all the eggs and was leaving, but since he was so mad at his mother for not giving him breakfast, he kicked one of the chicked.

Next, he went to the pig pen to feed the pig. He did as he should but on the way out, he kicked the pig.

Finally, he went to the barn to milk the cow. He did as he should but on the way out, he kicked the cow.

Since the little boy was finished with his chores, we went back in the house demanding his breakfast. It was then that his mother sat a dry bowl of cereal and a glass of orange juice in front of him. She went on to explain:

"Since you kicked the chicken, no eggs for one month."

"Since you kicked the pig, no bacon for one month."

"And since you kicked the cow, no milk for a month."

About the time that the little boy's mother was administering his punishment, the little boy's father stumbles downstairs.

On his way down, the boy's father kicks the cat. The little boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you want me to tell him, or do you want to?"

submitted by mdozer73 on Friday, April 11 at 11:19 AM

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