George is 95 and lives in the old age home. Every night after dinner, George goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and Ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Bette, age 87, wanders into the garden. She sits down next to him. After a short lull in their conversation, George turns to ask, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
"What?"
"SEX!!" he replies.
Bette exclaims, "Why, you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," George says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while".
"Well, I suppose I can oblige," says Bette, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden, where they sit and talk while Bette holds George's manhood.
Then, one night, George doesn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Bette decides to find George and make sure that he's OK. She walks around the senior citizen home, where she finds him sitting by the pool with another female resident holding George's manhood.
Furious, Bette yells, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?!"
George smiles and replies...... "Parkinson's"
submitted by crazytish on Friday, October 11 at 1:08 PM