A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any > sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with > her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese > sex therapist, Dr. Chang. > Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your > crose." The woman did as she was told. > "now , get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." > Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, > "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me. > "As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. > "Your probrem vewy bad. > You haf Ed Zachary Diseas. Worse case I ever see. > Dat why you not haf sex or dates." > The woman asked anxiously, > "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" > Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: > "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."
submitted by yuri82 on Tuesday, September 24 at 3:44 PM