Right after the ACC tournament the teams are leaving Charlotte. In the airport bathroom a little kid is just finishing up when Dean Smith walks in. The kids eyes get as big as golf balls and he says "wow-your Dean Smith. You used to coach Carolina."
Dean replies, "I sure am and I sure do."
The little kids says, "Mr. Smith can I wear your UNC ball cap?"
Dean says, "Sure," and lets the kid have it. The little boy puts it on and looks in the mirror at himself.
Just then Gary Williams kicks open the door and stumbles in to take a piss.
The little kid looks at him and says, "Wow, you are Gary Williams, you coach Maryland."
Gary looks at him and says, "Yeah that's right. Why do you want to give me a blow job or something?"
Oh i dont go to CAROLINA, im just wearing the hat :-D
submitted by CrazyJ on Monday, September 24 at 2:52 PM